Mudcat Café message #713190 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #47672   Message #713190
Posted By: Hrothgar
18-May-02 - 09:29 PM
Thread Name: Author: I'll Take You Home Again Kathleen
Subject: Parody: I'll Take You Home Again Kathleen
I don't think this is in the DT:

I'll take you home again, Kathleen,
You'll never make it on your own.
Oh, what a night it might have been,
If you had left the grog alone!

I've often told you, Kathleen, dear,
That drinking cider, beer, and gin
Will land you on your pretty ear (rear)
Far sooner than a Mickey Finn.

I'll take you to your home, Kathleen,
To where your head will feel no paid,
And when the party's on again,
You can damn' well stay at home, Kathleen!

Last heard around 1965. Maybe it died a natural death....