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Thread #41824   Message #605280
Posted By: lady penelope
06-Dec-01 - 06:55 PM
Thread Name: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Subject: RE: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Gooey, gooey custard
Snot and bogey pie
All mixed together with a dead dog's eye
Put it in the oven
And bake it nice and quick
And wash it all down with a cool cup of sick!

Ah, primary school poetry.

My alternative Mary rhyme...........

Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white as snow
and to all the local gentry
It was fifty quid a go!

TTFN M'Lady P.