Mudcat Café message #562139 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #39443   Message #562139
Posted By: Bernard
30-Sep-01 - 07:32 PM
Thread Name: Farting in Public
Subject: RE: Farting in Public
Why do men fart more often than women?

Because women can't keep their mouths closed long enough to build up the required pressure...
(runs away giggling manically, carefully avoiding badly aimed rotten fruit...)