Mudcat Café message #561562 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #39443   Message #561562
Posted By: Banjer
29-Sep-01 - 07:18 PM
Thread Name: Farting in Public
Subject: RE: Farting in Public
AliUK, Strictly in the interest of furthering the education and forming of the young minds you work with I offer the rest of the first ditty:

Beans, beans, good for your heart,
The more you eat the more you fart,
The more you fart the better you feel,
Let's have beans for every meal!