Mudcat Café message #561173 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #39443   Message #561173
Posted By: catspaw49
28-Sep-01 - 11:15 PM
Thread Name: Farting in Public
Subject: RE: Farting in Public
The other Duchess limerick where the Duchess "scores:"

As I sat by the Duchess at tea
She asked if an eggplant I ever did see
I replied, "Yes," rather bored,
And she said, "Sir you've explored,"
Up a hen's ass much further than me!"