Mudcat Café message #561109 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #39443   Message #561109
Posted By: AliUK
28-Sep-01 - 08:50 PM
Thread Name: Farting in Public
Subject: RE: Farting in Public
For some reason the end of the chorus got cut of each time. here it is in full

I've farted, I've farted,
I've made my trouser cough
I've whistled in me Y-Fronts
I've just peeled one off
I've blown my bowel bugle
I've been eating beans