Mudcat Café message #561107 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #39443   Message #561107
Posted By: AliUK
28-Sep-01 - 08:47 PM
Thread Name: Farting in Public
Subject: RE: Farting in Public
"I'VE FARTED"
I've farted, I've farted,
I've made my trouser cough
I've whistled in me Y-Fronts
I've just peeled one off
I've blown my bowel bugle
I've been eating beans

A gentleman tells before it smells
But I'm the kind of cheeky bugger
who lets off and doesn't let on.
I've let them off in bus queues
In phone boxes and trains
and when they stink the people blink and blame it on the drains.


I've farted, I've farted,
I've made my trouser cough
I've whistled in me Y-Fronts
I've just peeled one off
I've blown my bowel bugle
I've been eating beans Bubbles in the bath
real rip snorters
up on one cheek and hope it don't make a noise
window rattlers
cushion creamers
don't shake your leg and keep it in your couderoys


I've farted, I've farted,
I've made my trouser cough
I've whistled in me Y-Fronts
I've just peeled one off
I've blown my bowel bugle
I've been eating beans
that snippet of song comes from a boyhood summer cackling to a record of IVOR BIGGUN AND THE RED NOSED BURGLERS that I found in my uncle's record collection, and unfortunately that's all I can remember of it.