Two words (and sorry if I'm offending anyone here) PAN and PIPES.

Can't stand them. '20 favourite tv theme tunes played on pan pipes' makes me cringe. Neither can I stand these striped poncho-clad bands pretending to be South American in Coventry in February. It just doesn't seem likely somehow.

As for bad lyrics 'The Queen of Hearts still making tarts' from Raglan Road and 'with a hammer in his hand he looked so clever' from The Blacksmith must be some of the worst!

Louisa