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Thread #144   Message #4125314
Posted By: Joe Offer
05-Nov-21 - 11:37 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Mockingbird
Subject: ADD Parody: Hush Little Baby
And from Elizabeth Block, Queen of Parodies:



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HUSH LITTLE BABY

Hush little baby, don't say a word
Papa's gonna buy you a Thunderbird

And if you send that T-Bird back
Papa's gonna buy you a Cadillac

And if that Caddy don't suit you
Papa's gonna buy you a Ferrari too

And if that Ferrari's not your car
Papa's gonna buy you a Jag-u-ar

And if that Jaguar's not your choice
Papa's gonna buy you a new Rolls Royce

And if you turn that Rolls Royce down
You can damn well walk around town