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Posted By: Donuel
11-Dec-20 - 03:28 PM
Thread Name: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
While shopping for chess sets there were all kinds; Game of Thrones, The Hobbitt, Haarry Potter, Trump vs Biden(however Biden and Harris are not available but can be purchased seperately).
There were no Dicks vs Assholes chess sets. There should be:
dick 1 |d?k|
noun vulgar slang
1 a man’s penis.
• Brit.a stupid or contemptible person.
2 [ mass noun ] [ with negative ] N. Amer.anything at all.
verbchiefly N. Amer.
1 [ no obj. ] informal waste time; mess around.
2 [ with obj. ] (of a man) have sexual intercourse with.
ORIGIN mid 16th cent. (in the general sense ‘fellow’): pet form of the given name Richard. Sense 1 of the noun dates from the late 18th cent.
Next, from the same dictionary:
asshole
noun vulgar slang
US spelling of arsehole.
arsehole |'??sh??l|
nounBrit. vulgar slang
1 the anus.
2 a stupid, irritating, or contemptible person.
Suppose for a moment that we don’t give a rat’s ass(hole) about the lexical definitions. Suppose… for a moment that you would only want to hear my analysis of these two words.
A ‘dick’ is predominantly used to describe someone who’s actively irritating others with various malicious acts. An ‘asshole’, on the other hand, is passive. Let me elaborate.
For example, you’re shopping for groceries at the supermarket. A ‘dick’ would push his cart into your butt, say sorry, laugh about it, and then cut in line. Hell, he would steal the items from your cart and throw in items that are embarrassing or super expensive.
An asshole, however, would just stand in your way. When asked to move, he would stare at you incessantly, as if he was the owner of the space, and frown.
Thus, being called an ‘asshole’ is still better than being referred to as ‘dick’.
MY CHESS SET
The pawns for ass holes are pretty straight forward. The Castle Assholes are HUGE. The knights are drive a Ferrari, Bishops are 2 of the 4 major religious symbols. The King Asshole and Queen can be custom ordered.
The Dick pawns were small. The Dick rooks were large, the Bishops looked pretty normal but were dicks. The knights wore condoms. The Dick king or queen came in only one version. Rich Dicks and Bitch Dicks.