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Thread #166522   Message #4080728
Posted By: Donuel
23-Nov-20 - 07:44 PM
Thread Name: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live without nazis on my side
But then I spent so many nights thinking how Dems did me wrong
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along
And so they're back
From outer space
I walked in on crazy Dems with that smile upon their face
I should have changed the secret service, I should have hidden white house keys

If I'd known for just one second they'd be back to bother me
Go on now, go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anywhere
Weren't you the one who tried to impeach me with your ugly lies?
You think I'd crumble?
You think I'd runaway and hide?
Oh no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to fire, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
And I've got all the basest base and know that Fox news will survive
I will survive, hey, hey

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Kept trying hard to sue in court to mend my broken heart
And I spent oh-so many nights just feeling sorry for myself
I used to tweet
But now I tweet in complete sentences and golf some place new
I'm not that chained-up giant person born just to hate you
And so you felt like dropping in and just expect me to be free
Well, now I'm planning a long term coup for 2024
Go on now, go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome at my door
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with your lies?
You think I'd crumble?
You think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to golf, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
And I've got Putin on my side so I know I will survive
I will survive
Oh
Go on now, go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not for tyrants anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hoax the news
and tell all those ugly lies?
You think I'd grow stale?
You think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not I, I will prevail
Oh, as long as I know how to fix elections, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
And I've got all my hate to give and I'll survive
I will survive
I will survive

Dear Mr. Trump your biggest lie is that you will survive
No one leaves this planet alive