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Thread #159235   Message #4054992
Posted By: JennieG
25-May-20 - 02:04 AM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
For which we are most grateful, Sire! It makes a very handy device for whacking the noggins of the odd (and some of them are very odd, believe me) recalcitrant.

This morning's heavy fog led to a few cases of mistaken identity - ufortunately, one of the staff was whacked in error. We are, however, told he will recover and should be back on the job, none the worse for wear, within a month or two and the dent in his head should close over time.

Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and Overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)