Mudcat Café message #4047307 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #159235   Message #4047307
Posted By: Rapparee
20-Apr-20 - 09:15 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
My subjects! At great expense to the Imperial Treasury We have procured for you a lotion that will PREVENT you from catching the filthy coronavirus from others! Regularly applied you WILL NOT catch it from others, so you can go about your mundane tasks as usual! This miraculous lotion is called by the alchemists 1-Butanethiol, and We suggest that you visit your local chemist's shop or apothecary and get some. Yes, it comes from Our Imperial Medical Magazine of Supplies, so you can be certain of its quality and strength.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex                    His Mark