Mudcat Café message #4041058 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #159235   Message #4041058
Posted By: Severn
20-Mar-20 - 10:56 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Wipe 'fore you empty 'er
Shouldn't it be classified as commode-ities?

Ed T.If you find yourself wiped out and have to use coffee filters, the courts of the Emperor, which because of their own shortages are at least a court low, cannot convict you of anything because of insufficient grounds.....

If they test your used filters, they will not be able to taste any difference between them and the coffee served in the Imperial Prisons.