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Thread #159235   Message #4041032
Posted By: JennieG
20-Mar-20 - 07:16 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
Ah......but do you and Her Most Serene Highness The Princess Patricia have enough toilet paper to see you through the crisis?

The inmates are running out of supplies of this necessary commodity so as Imperial Torturer I have sent out an edict on your behalf, Oh Great One, that all toilet paper will henceforth for the foreseeable future be washed for re-use.

Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and Overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)