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Posted By: Lighter
13-Mar-20 - 06:13 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: My Old Man's a Dustman - dirty verse
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: My Old Man's a Dustman - dirty verse
His "platy" is presumably is his tail, since it "hangs" at one end.

Which means his "puss [face] is" on the other.

No male platypus, moreover, has a vagina at one end.

Not even a pouch.