Mudcat Café message #4024502 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #159235   Message #4024502
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
18-Dec-19 - 10:39 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
We are concerned about how the unprecedented high temperatures in The Land of Oz are affecting the Imperial Oubliette. A substantial part of any dungeon or oubliette's ambiance is its dampness. If temperatures rise sufficiently, the dampness will evaporate, leaving a (shudder!) dry dungeon! Dry dungeons simply cannot support sustainable unhealthy levels of toxic mold, festering infections, and vermin infestation.

We urge The Imperial Torture to take all necessary steps to prevent dungeon desiccation and oubliette aridity!

Bee-dubya-ell
Imperial Ignoramus
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