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Thread #159235   Message #4021885
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
01-Dec-19 - 10:06 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
Feral hogs have no business in The Empire. They are native to The Kingdom of Feral, and that is where they should stay. In fact, King Feral the Seventh, reigning monarch of the Kingdom of Feral, has banned the export of Feral hogs and has designated them Royally Good Eatin'. Under such designation, Feral hogs may only be hunted or eaten by members of the Royal Family. But this is no big deal since King Feral has so many wives that almost everyone in the Kingdom is a relative of some sort.