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Posted By: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall)
19-Feb-01 - 10:41 PM
Thread Name: BS: What Do you know about St. Patrick?
Subject: RE: BS: What Do you know about St. Patrick?
There were 3 englishman in a pub trying to pick a fight with an Irishman, who was trying to drink his pint in peace. The first told him "So did you know that St. Patrick was a homosexual?"
The Paddy replies "No, I hadn't heard that.", and goes back to his beer. The second tries harder by adding " Do you know that St Pat was a crossdressing homosexual?" Once again, the Irishman answers "No, I didn't know that." The third englishman adds in "And did you know that St. Patrick was English" The Irishman replies "Yeah, that's what your two friends were just saying."



So the story goes that St Patrick was an englishman who was captured and enslaved by the Irish. The Irish didn't feel the least bit guilty about this, so St. Patrick brought Catholicism to the Irish and they've felt guilty ever since.

Rich