Mudcat Café message #4017903 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #166833   Message #4017903
Posted By: Donuel
08-Nov-19 - 08:51 AM
Thread Name: BS: Boring threads are comforting
Subject: RE: BS: Boring threads are comforting
Reading these threads are associated with a higher risk of reducing depression but these posts are not for everyone. Call your doctor if there are unusual lifeforms in the field of your vision, changes in behavior or thoughts of supreamacy.Elderly readers of mudcat threads have an increased chance of death or stroke. Call your Akashic masseuse if you develope stiff muscles, confusion or lower back pain. If you notice any urge to laugh it may indicate potentially life threateng condition. Beware of random moscle movemnts because these may be permanent. Threads like these may or may not be absurd and may increase cholesterol, weight gan, unusual compulsions and behaviors and high blood pressure while drinking eggnog. Do not be overly alarmed if you grow dizzy upon standing, have decreased white blood cells, seizures, trouble swallowing and impaired judgement and motor skills. Those are probably due to your medication.