Mudcat Café message #4016249 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #165454   Message #4016249
Posted By: Mrrzy
30-Oct-19 - 10:50 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread for 2019
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2019
Ok, so, this Quaker owned a cow, and she was (hear Doc's voice here) the meanest milk-cow that ever was. One morning she had done everything wrong, waited for the bucket to be full then kicked it over, and so on. The Quaker just looked at her and said, well, Bossie, I can't strike thee... But on the morrow I'll sell thee to a Baptist, and he'll beat the hell out of thee!