Mudcat Café message #4015934 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #165454   Message #4015934
Posted By: Steve Shaw
28-Oct-19 - 09:44 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread for 2019
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2019
Bloke went to his doctor on Thursday to find out his test results. The doc told him "I have good news and bad news."

"Oh God! What's the good news, doc?"

“Well, you have 48 hours to live,”

"Omigod!!! Is that all? So what's the bad news, doc?"

"I should have told you this on Tuesday.”