Mudcat Café message #4015798 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #165454   Message #4015798
Posted By: Steve Shaw
28-Oct-19 - 07:34 AM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread for 2019
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2019
Bloke goes into the butchers. "A pound of sausages, please."

"Ahah, mate, you're way behind the times! Don't you know that it's kilos these days?"

"OK then, I'll have a pound of kilos, please."