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Thread #165454   Message #4015794
Posted By: Jim Carroll
28-Oct-19 - 06:48 AM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread for 2019
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2019
A drummer walks into a shop and say's he wants to buy an adapted Martin guitar
"I would like the bridge raised and the frets dropped slightly and I would like the best quality Thomastic strings controlled by micro-tuners.....
The man behind the counter interrupts him saying, "This is a fish shop"

By the way - in response to a comment on my jokes on another thread
I only own to joke booms - the two volumes of Gershon Legman's 'Rationale of the Dirty Joke'
Volume one is too bland to bother about, volume two is too onscene to be given a public airing on a respectable forum such as this