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Thread #165454   Message #4007799
Posted By: Jim Carroll
08-Sep-19 - 11:29 AM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread for 2019
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2019
A young lad is the sole survivor of a shipwreck in the Pacific an is washed up on an idyllic desert island where he finds he is able to survive on fruit and some root vegetables and a spring of fresh water.
Being hardly more than a child, he gradually grows to maturity unrescued lacking only company
As he develops he begins to notice the thing hanging between his legs and begins to experiment to try to find out what it is for - he finds that, if he touches it, it stiffens, so he devises a game, using it to flick stones down the beach as far as he can manage - gradually he increases the distance considerably
One day he is so engrossed in practicing that he doesn't notice the beautiful young girl, another survivor of another shipwreck, satnding watching him curiously
"What are you doing?" she asks.
Getting over his fright, he explains.
"I'm sure we can find something far more interesting to do with that", she says, and, sitting down on the sand beside him she gently pushes him down and, after a little tutoring, they begin making mad, passionate lust.
After a long period, they both sit up gasping for breath.
"There, what did you think of that?" she demands.
"That was amazing," he replies, "but I suppose you know you've ruined my flicker"
Jim Carroll