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Thread #165454   Message #4007405
Posted By: Jim Carroll
05-Sep-19 - 03:16 AM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread for 2019
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2019
A young French mother was walking her young child though Paris Zoo when they stopped to watch the elephants - one male bull's enormous penis, on-heat and ready for action, was hanging down full length beneath him.
The child pointed and asked "what's that mummy"
Thoroughly embarrassed, the young woman hastily replied, "It's nothing dear".
A passing Frenchman told her, "Madam is blasť".
Jim Carroll