Mudcat Café message #3995576 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #17147   Message #3995576
Posted By: Gurney
07-Jun-19 - 05:35 PM
Thread Name: Chastity Belt - Missing Verse
Subject: RE: Chastity Belt - Missing Verse
Oh say, gentle maiden, may I be your lover. Condemn me no longer to...

Alas, gentle errant, I am not a maiden. I'm married to Sir Oswald,...

Fear not, gentle lady, for I know a locksmith. To his forge we....

Alas, sir and madam, to help I am unable. My technical knowledge....

I'm back from the wars with dread news of disaster. a terrible ....

Alas and alack! I am locked up forever! Then up spake a pageboy...


Those are the six that I used to sing, 50something years ago. If the lost one is there, that might trigger a memory. Or just ask.

Then there was the variant all sung in Spoonerisms......