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Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
27-May-19 - 07:47 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
The stated purpose of Emperor Rap's visit to England was to tour famous prisons and dungeons to get ideas for improving services at The Imperial Oubliette. Unfortunately, he discovered that there are no active dungeons in England. They've all been turned into tourist attractions. The only torture devices he was able to procure were some unbelievably tacky snow globes from the gift shop at The Tower of London.

Bee-dubya-ell
Imperial Ignoramus
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