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Thread #141490   Message #3991172
Posted By: GUEST,Gerry
06-May-19 - 07:54 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: I Walk the Line (parody)
Subject: Lyr Add: I CROSS THE LINE (parody I WALK THE LINE)
Here's a different parody, by Bob Gomez:


(Key of F)

I keep a clothes swatch on this d;:^o of mine.
I leave my fly wide open all the time.
My exhibitionism's by design:
Sick is my mind;
I cross the line.

(Key changes to Bb)

I find it very, very easy to be crude.
My songs about gay cowboys can get lewd.
Right now I'm writing while completely nude!
When I'm online,
I cross the line!

(Key changes to Eb)

I scored some pig and human DNA
And made some hybrids in my lab today--
Somehow that porcine person ran away!
I'm in some bind--
I crossed the swine!

(Key changes to Bb)

Went to a party with some freaky friends
Some dressed as Barbies, others dressed as Kens!
Transgenders danced with other intersexual blends--
Drank too much wine!
I crossed the line!

(Key changes to F)

I keep a clothes swatch on this d;:^o of mine.
I leave my fly wide open all the time.
My exhibitionism's by design:
Sick is my mind,
I cross the line!

Sick is my mind,
I cross the line!

Sick is my mind,
I cross the line!...
ęBob Gomez 2006