Mudcat Café message #3988117 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #158750   Message #3988117
Posted By: robomatic
18-Apr-19 - 10:10 PM
Thread Name: BS: Forget the dog get a Gator
Subject: RE: BS: Forget the dog get a Gator
There was this little old guy who took his pet on a leash to the dog park. A young thug with his pit bull made fun of the little old man's pet: "What the hell is that thing? It's the ugliest dog I ever seen. You better get it out of here fast, old man, or I'll sic my fighting dog on him...." When he found the old man unresponsive he indeed did sic his pit bull 'Winner' on the ugly barely crawling pet. Which proceeded to get a grip on 'Winner' and pretty much tear him apart.

The thug collected his dog's remains and demanded: "What the hell kind of breed you got there, old fella?"

To which the little old man replied: "Before he got his nose fixed, he was a alligatuh"