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Thread #159235   Message #3987574
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
15-Apr-19 - 08:08 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
Oh by the way.... His Rapturousness's statement that I should have clasped his gift of a mark to my bosom is not entirely logical. I am a male. I do not have a bosom. The closest thing I have to a bosom is a butt crack. I tried to clasp the mark to my butt crack, but it fell out. That's how I lost it.

Imperial Ignoramus
Never confuse a mark with a snark
(Especially if you're going to carry it around in your butt crack)