Mudcat Café message #3986687 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #164314   Message #3986687
Posted By: Big Al Whittle
09-Apr-19 - 11:28 PM
Thread Name: BS: Varmints
Subject: RE: BS: Varmints
That gives me an idea for a song.

The earthworm coming out when it rains means this
Its like the earth whipping out its penis
'Get a load of this! All these knobs!
They're what nature needs - they're just the job!'
They're long and floppy - like pieces of string!
But some women like that sort of thing!'

you could do a whole musical.....