Mudcat Café message #3974163 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #165454   Message #3974163
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
30-Jan-19 - 03:37 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread for 2019
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2019
A young woman, obviously a member of the of the oldest profession, took a seat on a stool beside a man at a bar, leaned over and whispered in his ear, "If you can say it in three words, I'll do it for a hundred dollars."

The man looked at her and said, "Paint my house."