Mudcat Café message #3969189 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #165454   Message #3969189
Posted By: Senoufou
01-Jan-19 - 04:38 AM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread for 2019
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2019
"Yes, it's a Yuletide log. I'll flush the toilet again in a minute."

Well, I've plucked the duck and covered it in grease. But now we need to leave the park."

(I get these from Mock The Week, which always has me in stitches)