Mudcat Café message #3967591 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #159235   Message #3967591
Posted By: Rapparee
20-Dec-18 - 08:58 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
We thank Our people for their continued interest and care in Our recovery. We saw the chirurgeon today and was dismissed after a most intimate examination. We have been set free from the chains of medicine with an admonition to "Call if you have problems or questions."

And so We shall have a Merry Christmas, and We, in Our boundless generosity, have ordered that each of Our subject be supplied with meats for the winter festivities. Each shall receive a goose from Our Imperial Gooseyard, black puddings, white puddings, and plum puddings, with the finest beverages suitable for their rank. No beggar shall be without a groat, and no herdsman without a goat.

Prisoners are to be served an extra bowl of pottage eacch day and hosed down with warm water.

Let the Festivities begin, and do not stop until the Epiphany Feast next year!!!

We so decree!

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex                   His Mark