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Thread #159235   Message #3967279
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
19-Dec-18 - 01:42 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
The reason Rap has a 600+ post thread while Joe Offer doesn't is simple: Rap accepted the job. Every time someone nominates Joe Offer for an important position, he declines!

If memory serves, Joe has been nominated for Governor of California, Director of Department of Homeland Security, and President of the US. Has he accepted any of these nominations? No! Has he even taken the first step of commissioning a feasibility study? No! Well, what do you expect? If Joe had only accepted the nomination for Governor of California, he would surely have won. After all, his closest competitor was an Austrian bodybuilder who talks funny. After the inauguration, Joe would have had a thread several thousand posts long!

You want big threads with your name on 'em, Joe, you gotta go for the big job! Singing "Michael Row the Boat Ashore" around a campfire ain't gonna get it!

Bee-dubya Ell
Imperial Ignoramus
Rap gave me a mark, but I lost it