Mudcat Café message #3965698 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #159235   Message #3965698
Posted By: Rapparee
09-Dec-18 - 08:17 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
Our most loyal and loving subjects!

We appreciate you expressions of concern about this, Our most recent journey to the never-never land of the chirurgeons. We are recovering from this latest bout, although certain bodily functions are still recalcitrant. Never the less, We will insure that they resume their normal functionality! We shall ask to Physical Therapy and all the other post-operative therapy available. If Our functions do not resume their previous functioning before Yule the chirurgeon will find herself in the capable hands of Our Imperial Torturer (albeit that we have concerns, as they might get along too well).

Again, We thank you for your wishes for Our continuing good health, and so We have decided to forgot all taxes from this date forward until the first of the year.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex                His Mark