Mudcat Café message #396026 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #30717   Message #396026
Posted By: Bill D
12-Feb-01 - 12:00 AM
Thread Name: BS: Mudcatters arise and answer the call
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatters arise and answer the call
from memories of my Dad entertaing us boys:

"If a hen and a half could lay an egg and a half in a day and a half... how long would it take a cross-eyed grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?"

"If you were carrying all the feathers you could carry, could you carry one more?"