Mudcat Café message #3958401 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #115045   Message #3958401
Posted By: GUEST
25-Oct-18 - 08:08 PM
Thread Name: Not Last Night But The Night Before-rhyme
Subject: RE: Not Last Night But The Night Before-rhyme
Version from Edmonton Canada in the early 1970ís:

Wasnít the night but the night before,
16 robbers came to my door,
Opened the door to let them in,
Got hit over the head with a rolling pin.
Went upstairs to get my gun,
Tripped over the piss pot on my run.
Went downstairs to get a drink,
Tripped over the stove and burnt my d*nk.
Went outside to cool it off,
Some damn robber shot it off.