Mudcat Café message #3953708 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #159235   Message #3953708
Posted By: Rapparee
29-Sep-18 - 09:43 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
Greetings to Our people!

We have done much since Our last post, including a change of Our computing machine.

Whereas the Imperial Naysayer has undergone more torture at the hands of chirugeons than Our Imperial Torturer could ever apply We pardon him of his latest misconducts and hope that in this, Our magnanimity, he is stimulated to transmogrify his life and return to the paths of goodness and righteousness in which he was raised and from which he has oft gone astray.

Imperial Torturer, We believe that We will be providing you with a number of deserving miscreants by the Christmas holidays so that you can enjoy them with with gusto and good cheer.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex                 His Mark
The Glorious and Merciful