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Thread #164701   Message #3944392
Posted By: Senoufou
16-Aug-18 - 12:39 PM
Thread Name: BS: Newly-discovered laws of nature
Subject: RE: BS: Newly-discovered laws of nature
We have once or twice ordered a Tesco shop online, and it was successful. But I like to natter (who knew?) and we now look on many of the checkout people almost as friends. So for many reasons the automatic thing is a no-no.

There are loads of Laws of Nature applicable to having cats:-

Trying a new type of (cheaper) cat food will be met with utter revulsion and disgust.
And one will have bought a whole box of the stuff.

Wearing a fairly smart pair of black trousers for going 'up the city', a cat will inevitably caress my legs affectionately and the trousers become mohair ones.

A pair of seemingly dim moggies will suddenly become adept and cunning when one goes out leaving some roasted beef defrosting on the counter top covered with a huge heavy plate. The cats will turn into Morgan the Mighty and the plate will be found on the floor and the meat gnawed.