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Thread #164701   Message #3944122
Posted By: Steve Shaw
15-Aug-18 - 10:55 AM
Thread Name: BS: Newly-discovered laws of nature
Subject: RE: BS: Newly-discovered laws of nature
Hand-dryers in men's toilets are designed so as to blast droplets of incriminating-looking water down the front of your trousers. Except for those Dyson ones, which have a little trough of slime at the bottom containing at least one pubic hair and one bogey. Touch any part of that Dyson accidentally with your hand and you automatically die of a horrible infection, and always only breathe out when you're anywhere near one that's blowing. Hope this helps.