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Thread #163465   Message #3904092
Posted By: GUEST,Jim Knowledge
06-Feb-18 - 10:17 AM
Thread Name: 'Owned' songs
Subject: RE: 'Owned' songs
I `ad one of those blokes in my cab the other day `who `ad just come from the sing-around at "The Gander`s Inn" in Sarf London. `e looked well miffed, just like `is G string `ad snapped and caught `im in a most precious spot. I could `ear `im on `is mobile phone crying to somebody, "`e was singing my song, bloody liberty!"
I said, "Pardon me, Ewan, but nobody owns songs. Surely, you just gets up and sings what you like, no offence taken"
`e said, "They all know there that I sing that song, Why didn`t anybody tell `im?"
I said, "If you`d `ave got there earlier and put your name down on their regimented list you`d `ave got your crack of the whip."
`e said, "That`s not the point. The point is `e was singing it just like I do and they were all pissing themselves!!"

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