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Thread #163465   Message #3900653
Posted By: Big Al Whittle
20-Jan-18 - 06:14 AM
Thread Name: 'Owned' songs
Subject: RE: 'Owned' songs
i suppose you could practise it in private and then wait for the singer to die, before trespassing on his territory.

you might have to wait a while. if you really didn't want to hurt their feelings, but you were desperate to sing the song - you could murder him.

there are several quite effective poisons available in most English gardens or on the shelves of your local hardware store.