Mudcat Café message #3880020 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #159235   Message #3880020
Posted By: Rapparee
03-Oct-17 - 09:23 AM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
My people! We have approved no beheadings recently. Whoever is promulgating that nonsense is to be beheaded.

We suggest, nay, require, that those of you who can read read this article and then read it to those who cannot read. We are also, effective immediately, restoring Pluto as a Grown-up Planet with all of the rights and privileges thereunto pertaining.

Both Iceland and Norway are now fully in Our Domains, as is the entire Mississippi River, the Ohio River, the Tennessee River, and the Cumberland River. Slowly, without violence, We are conquering it all. When that is accomplished your taxes shall be reduced proportionately.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex                His Mark