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Thread #159235   Message #3863367
Posted By: JennieG
28-Jun-17 - 09:05 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
Oh Great One, your magnanimity knows no there no limit to your generosity? I am speechless, gobsmacked, flabbergasted etc. as will be the wretched inmates of the oubliette.

Not only shall the hoses be turned on said inmates as per your expressed desire, the force shall be turned down slightly as we don't want to blast them out the other side of the walls. Very slightly.

The Empiratical Banjo Ensemble is tuning up as we speak (although it has to be said you would never know it) to play a song of much joy and rejoicing for Her Royal Empress The Most High and Mighty Princess Patricia.

Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)