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Thread #159235   Message #3863287
Posted By: Rapparee
28-Jun-17 - 09:19 AM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
Imperial Torturer, We direct you to also allow the tips of the toes of those chained to the walls of Our oubliette to touch the floor. Also, as a mark of Our magnanimity they each may have a small sip of clean water every other day during the period of rejoicing. You may, at your discretion, turn a hose on them and therewith cleanse them of their ordure once during the festivities.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex                    His Mark
The Merciful and Just