Mudcat Café message #3841005 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #159235   Message #3841005
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
23-Feb-17 - 12:51 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
His Imperial Majesty should be aware that, unlike His recent hernia surgery, the reattachment of a bicep does not require shaving of the Imperial Pubic Region. If, perchance, our Emperor should awaken to find the Imperial Scrotum to be less forested than before the procedure, He should consider it a strong indication of either incompetence or undo familiarization. Sending the attending barber-surgeons and all their assistants on a visit to the Imperial Oubliette would be appropriate.

Imperial Ignoramus (currently on leave)
His Mark