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Thread #159235   Message #3838176
Posted By: JennieG
10-Feb-17 - 11:36 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
Imperial Sire, the great day has already dawned here (all right, so it's half way over) so the staff and inmates of the Imperial Oubliette wish to send felicitations on your Natal Day!

As we speak, the Empiratical Banjo is tuning up in the corner for their rendition of a birthday ode.

The current temperature in the Oubliette is, due to a heatwave in Oz, at somewhat hellish levels (currently 42.6 deg C, or 108.68 of your degrees) so if the banjos sound a little out of tune we humbly apologise. It's difficult to keep strings in tune in this heat.

Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)