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Thread #159235   Message #3838124
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
10-Feb-17 - 03:33 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
The Imperial Birthday shall be dutifully ignored. I shall commence the ignoring process immediately. In fact, I shall ignore it retroactively, beginning with last Tuesday. That will constitute a full twelve days of ignoring, which is the requisite length stipulated for "Spurious Emperors" in the "Birthdays and Other Occasions One Should Have Outgrown By Now" chapter of "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Ignoring".

Bee-dubya-ell
Imperial Ignoramus
His Mark